her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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