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(760): View more from California

Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me

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(305): View more from Florida

once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away

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(623): View more from Arizona

Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test

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(910): View more from North Carolina

ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.

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(325): View more from Texas

Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment

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