what if I'm pregnant?
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No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
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Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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