can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
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We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk