Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you would pick up someone in the library
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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