I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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