I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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