One girl and one boy is just not enough.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"