I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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