I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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