drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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