The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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