That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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