your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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