Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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