wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
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how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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