Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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