My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I need a hoe opinion
go on
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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