Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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