she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
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5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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