I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
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Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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