My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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