This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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