IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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