You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
It's blow job season.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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