okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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