dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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