i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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