oh god the rape fog is back!
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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