I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
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I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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