# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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