Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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