Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
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