I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
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So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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