I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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