Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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