we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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