Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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