jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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