I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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