all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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