your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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