Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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