I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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