woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
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I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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