I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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