is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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