ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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