And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My penis needs a shock collar
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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