I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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