Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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