u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
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I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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