that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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